Lanchau pnye firefox.@#*(%*(@^%(@#$)#$^_)*_#*(^*#_)%&!@&$)*@#&%^@.
pehal ko asyik crash bile ak nk buat new post?demmit.
2011-03-30
2011-03-27
kalau kite bhn time kite tension.umpama mancis ko tuang petrol satu tin.
Mr.D & Mr.M : "ala lek la B,exam ko ari khamis.lambat lg kot.ko nk kabut awal2 buat ape."
Mr.B : "xleyxley.syes.syes.subject ni xbley.ak xphm lansung ape yg ak bljr kot."
Mr.M : "ko satu sem ni ko buat ape?skang baru ko nk phmkn ah?"
Mr.D : "ala B,kalau satu sem 4 bulan ko xley nk phm, mane sempat ko nk phm dlm 4 hari lg ni.baik ko kuar lepak ngan kitorg je."
Mr.B : "..................=_=""
Mr.S : "KAHKAHKAHKAHKAHKAHKAH"
Mr.B : "xleyxley.syes.syes.subject ni xbley.ak xphm lansung ape yg ak bljr kot."
Mr.M : "ko satu sem ni ko buat ape?skang baru ko nk phmkn ah?"
Mr.D : "ala B,kalau satu sem 4 bulan ko xley nk phm, mane sempat ko nk phm dlm 4 hari lg ni.baik ko kuar lepak ngan kitorg je."
Mr.B : "..................=_=""
Mr.S : "KAHKAHKAHKAHKAHKAHKAH"
2011-03-25
MSTRKRFT - Heartbreaker
Remember when, I caught your eye
you gave me rainbows, and butterflies
we did enjoy, our happiness
when our love was over, I was such a mess
I smiled at you, and you smiled back
that's when I knew, there's no turning back
you said you loved me, and I did too
now though it's over, I still love you
[Chorus]
you're in my mind
you're in my heart
I wish I knew, right from the start
all my friends said you break my heart
A heartbreaker, right from the start
I tried to fight it
I tried so hard
and every day
I pray to god
that you and me, were meant to be
but you had another
you had a lover
And now is gone
I don't know why
I feel like crying
just want to die
I can't look at you
and you know why
no, I tried so hard
to catch your eye
[Chorusx2]
you gave me rainbows, and butterflies
we did enjoy, our happiness
when our love was over, I was such a mess
I smiled at you, and you smiled back
that's when I knew, there's no turning back
you said you loved me, and I did too
now though it's over, I still love you
[Chorus]
you're in my mind
you're in my heart
I wish I knew, right from the start
all my friends said you break my heart
A heartbreaker, right from the start
I tried to fight it
I tried so hard
and every day
I pray to god
that you and me, were meant to be
but you had another
you had a lover
And now is gone
I don't know why
I feel like crying
just want to die
I can't look at you
and you know why
no, I tried so hard
to catch your eye
[Chorusx2]
2011-03-23
As the freak speak #4
suddenly.
a shadow comes beckoning
curiously.
i started following.
at the edge of the wood.
where a figure, an actress stood.
gathered all my courage, and all my manhood.
i said to her "for you, i would".
the actress smiled.
a smile that made me feel like a child.
for this actress was my true tutor.
of a world with such beauty such splendor.
a dreamer and a traveler both were my character.
but never once had i been an actor.
a child that i was, it was all true, all pure.
true, you were 'mi amore'.
however, not long after.
came a time when it really matter.
those tiny cracks just gets wider.
after all who am i, but just a dreamer.
words were spoken.
hearts were broken.
sky, grey and blotted.
colours, dull and faded.
then came a time i swear i would pay.
just for another bright sunny day.
how to myself i had lied.
about all these feelings that i tried to hide.
day and night i was haunted.
bleeding that nvr stop, nvr ended.
as i shouldered all the burden, all the load.
travelling on this dark and lonesome road.
my body felt extremely heavy.
as i marched on wearily.
hoping that by the time i reach the end.
there would that someone, that 'bestest bestfriend'.
a shadow comes beckoning
curiously.
i started following.
at the edge of the wood.
where a figure, an actress stood.
gathered all my courage, and all my manhood.
i said to her "for you, i would".
the actress smiled.
a smile that made me feel like a child.
for this actress was my true tutor.
of a world with such beauty such splendor.
a dreamer and a traveler both were my character.
but never once had i been an actor.
a child that i was, it was all true, all pure.
true, you were 'mi amore'.
however, not long after.
came a time when it really matter.
those tiny cracks just gets wider.
after all who am i, but just a dreamer.
words were spoken.
hearts were broken.
sky, grey and blotted.
colours, dull and faded.
then came a time i swear i would pay.
just for another bright sunny day.
how to myself i had lied.
about all these feelings that i tried to hide.
day and night i was haunted.
bleeding that nvr stop, nvr ended.
as i shouldered all the burden, all the load.
travelling on this dark and lonesome road.
my body felt extremely heavy.
as i marched on wearily.
hoping that by the time i reach the end.
there would that someone, that 'bestest bestfriend'.
- vomitted by si pemalas -
2011-03-22
to chase a dream.
big or small everyone has their dream.
and so you try to chase your dream.
you worked hard for a dream your chasing.
that sort of thing is what make your life worth living.
and so you try to chase your dream.
you worked hard for a dream your chasing.
that sort of thing is what make your life worth living.
- vomitted by si pemalas -
2011-03-21
As the freak speak #3
trouble came with a knock.
and now we're both caught in this deadlock.
as we all try to beat the clock.
beating the 'tick' but not the 'tock'.
and now we're both caught in this deadlock.
as we all try to beat the clock.
beating the 'tick' but not the 'tock'.
but i guess somethings are just meant to be.
and theres nothing u can do about it actually.
as mother nature has already outlined.
and theres nothing u can do about it actually.
as mother nature has already outlined.
how time cant be rewind.
i wish the time that goes by.
could be seen as it flies by.
though sadly with every single sigh.
it passes like the pale clouds in the sky.
could be seen as it flies by.
though sadly with every single sigh.
it passes like the pale clouds in the sky.
- vomitted by si pemalas -
2011-03-19
kisah dulu sewaktu di kem kepimpinan.thanks jaja for reminding me.
dulu waktu ak form2 ak pergi satu kem kepimpinan ni.
(ye sy dulu pengawas.sile gelak)
lepas tu ade satu mlm ni. lepas aktiviti jejak si buta.
(yg diorang ikat kain tutup mata n jln2 mlm2 dlm hutan)
cikgu2 & senior2(budak2 sesi pagi)
suruh kitorang participate dlm satu aktiviti yg diorg pggl courage test.
suruh kitorang participate dlm satu aktiviti yg diorg pggl courage test.
basically test ni diorg suruh kitaorg blk camp bersendiri hanya dgn berbekalkan :
1 lilin.(lilin kontot biase tu.bukan yg pnjg.kene pgg pakai tgn)
1 peta. (peta simple.cume tunjuk sg kat mane.tasik kat mane.bukit kat mane.umpama peta geografi lah sng cite.)
1 kompas.(yelah.kalu x cmne nk carik jln balik.)
1 wisel.(utk sesiape yg sesat/memerlukan bantuan tiup wisel.konon2nya ade org akn tolong.ak pon xtau.)
lepas tu kami budak jr ni pon dilepaskan satu2.(dh mcm ape semua tunggu giliran pasrah dgn nsb diri)
nk dijadikan drama.
time ak tgh carik jln balik camp tu lilin ak terjatuh msk sungai.
(yelah.jln hutan, akar2 pokok2 tu mmg blh nampak dlm gelap mlm)
so ak pon decide nk tunggu sape2 yg lepas ak sampai.
(bajet boleh tumpang cahaya lilin lah konon)
then kebetulan pulak Si Badut sorang ni datang.
(time tu ak tgh duduk bersandarkan sebatang pokok di tepi sungai)
Si Badut pon letak lah semua brg yg dia ade atas tanah tu.
(konon nak permukaan rata la utk gne kompas ngan peta)
pandai die.
sbb kalau x nsb die sebijik jd mcm nsb aku.
yelah.mata tgk peta.
tgn kanan pgg peta & kompas.
tgn kiri pgg lilin.
kebetulan tersepak akar pokok.
lilin yg dipgg jatuh msk sungai.
die mmg bijak.
lantai kan luas.
apa daaaaaa aku ni.
kompom ah ak keluar dr tempat ak jd penunggu seketika kat situ.x sanggup fulltime.
(igt nk cite kat die lilin ak jatuh masuk sungai.konon wat lawak sikit pukul 3.30pg tu sbb ak sunyi sgt)
mule2 ak approach Si Badut ni td dr blkg die.
tp ak pikir mesti die terkejut kalau ak dtg dr blkg.
tp ak pikir mesti die terkejut kalau ak dtg dr blkg.
so ak approach ah dari sblh kiri die.
sekali time ak dh kat sebelah die ade bunyi wisel dtg dari belah kanan utan.
(sungai kat blkg ak)
die pon dgn penuh curiga pndglah ke arah kanan hutan.
tgh die pandang kanan tu.ak yg kat sblh kiri ni pon pegang bahu die.
ak cakap "weh" je pon.bukannye ak gertak die.
sekali die kate "MAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK"
pahtuh die terus bukak silat.
(langkah seribu kalau ak x silap name die.nama sbnr ak xtau)
1st time ak tgk Si Badut lari laju camtu.
selalu nk suruh Si Badut ni lari mmg susah yg amat.
pastu ak dgn suka hati free2 dapat lilin baru.
(die kene denda sbb ilang barang2.opkos ak selamat.lilin die kan ade kat aku.XD)
ish Si Badut ni.
dahla wisel die pon die tinggal.
last2 mlm tu dlm dorm lelaki.
pikap line seorang rapper.
i asked her "whats ur interest?"
who ur here with?.
pleased to make u smile.
what numbers to dial?
ur gonna be here for a while?
im gonna call my crew.
u gonna call ur crew.
we can randevu.
at the bar around 2.
hahahahahahaha.tho i doubt it would work against awek2 kat mesia ni.
who ur here with?.
pleased to make u smile.
what numbers to dial?
ur gonna be here for a while?
im gonna call my crew.
u gonna call ur crew.
we can randevu.
at the bar around 2.
hahahahahahaha.tho i doubt it would work against awek2 kat mesia ni.
2011-03-18
samansamansamansaman.
rabu lepas ak br kene saman dekat alamanda.menghalang lalu lintas katanya.
ak pon dgn rasa kesal dan tension pergi bayar dekat balai polis kajang.
Mr.S : weh B, saman parking biase baper ringgit eh?
Mr.B : aritu ak kene rm30 je.
Mr.S : betul ke ni?ko x tipu?
(dlm hati) : yes jimat duit ak.ak igt saman rm100.
Mr.B : betul la.watpe ak nk tipu ko.ak baru byr hujung bulan 1 aritu.
sampai2 dekat balai.ambek no giliran.tunggu turn.blablablablabla.yadayadayadayada.tup.nombor ak dipanggil.
Mr.S : akak,nak byr smn.
(dlm hati) : comel akak nih.pakai uniform plak tu.peh.wa mmg cair tgk awek comel pakai uniform ni.teringat nurse-nurse comel yg dulu jaga ak kat hospital.wiwittttttt.
Akak polis : mintak slip saman,IC.
Mr.S : lesen nak sekali ke?
Akak polis : xyah.
Mr.S (dlm hati) mak aih.sombongnye akak nih.jawab sepatah sepatah je.period la tu.
Akak polis : ok.adik kene bayar rm100.
Mr.S : aikkkkk!bukan aritu 30 je ke?
Akak polis : itu dulu.skang da masuk bulan march.saman da takde diskaun da.skang adik kene bayar rm100.(dgn muke slumberland die.)
maka dgn berat hatinya ak hulur rm100 tuh.nsb baik gua bawak duit xtra.T_T.mcm tuh je terbang duit ak.padahal kalau bayar parking kat alamanda tuh baru bape hengget.ceyt.ape la nsb badan.pantang gua tgh poket tebal.tau2 je polis ni.baru igt 100 tu nak gune g njoy.cisss.
citer pasal saman.saman pertama dlm hidup ak yg ak kene ak ade dua kesalahan.tp ak xtau berape kene bayor sbb yg bayornye mak ak n mak ak yg kawtim ngan polis.atas sbb keter tuh keter die.huhuhuhu.
kesalahan pertama : memandu tanpa lesen.(adoi.terkantoi plak bwk kete takde lesen.)
kesalahan kedua : terlibat dlm kemalangan dan tidak melaporkan pada pihak polis.
(ini semua gara2 mamat yg langgar ak tu xnak settle on the spot.cissssss)
ending die mmg best kene ceramah dgn parents ak.lama jgak ak jd tempat lepas geram diorang.
pengajaran : kalau takde lesen buat cara takde lesen.memandu dgn berhemah.bawak lg stail kurang hajo.kan dh kene.XD
ak pon dgn rasa kesal dan tension pergi bayar dekat balai polis kajang.
Mr.S : weh B, saman parking biase baper ringgit eh?
Mr.B : aritu ak kene rm30 je.
Mr.S : betul ke ni?ko x tipu?
(dlm hati) : yes jimat duit ak.ak igt saman rm100.
Mr.B : betul la.watpe ak nk tipu ko.ak baru byr hujung bulan 1 aritu.
sampai2 dekat balai.ambek no giliran.tunggu turn.blablablablabla.yadayadayadayada.tup.nombor ak dipanggil.
Mr.S : akak,nak byr smn.
(dlm hati) : comel akak nih.pakai uniform plak tu.peh.wa mmg cair tgk awek comel pakai uniform ni.teringat nurse-nurse comel yg dulu jaga ak kat hospital.wiwittttttt.
Akak polis : mintak slip saman,IC.
Mr.S : lesen nak sekali ke?
Akak polis : xyah.
Mr.S (dlm hati) mak aih.sombongnye akak nih.jawab sepatah sepatah je.period la tu.
Akak polis : ok.adik kene bayar rm100.
Mr.S : aikkkkk!bukan aritu 30 je ke?
Akak polis : itu dulu.skang da masuk bulan march.saman da takde diskaun da.skang adik kene bayar rm100.(dgn muke slumberland die.)
maka dgn berat hatinya ak hulur rm100 tuh.nsb baik gua bawak duit xtra.T_T.mcm tuh je terbang duit ak.padahal kalau bayar parking kat alamanda tuh baru bape hengget.ceyt.ape la nsb badan.pantang gua tgh poket tebal.tau2 je polis ni.baru igt 100 tu nak gune g njoy.cisss.
citer pasal saman.saman pertama dlm hidup ak yg ak kene ak ade dua kesalahan.tp ak xtau berape kene bayor sbb yg bayornye mak ak n mak ak yg kawtim ngan polis.atas sbb keter tuh keter die.huhuhuhu.
kesalahan pertama : memandu tanpa lesen.(adoi.terkantoi plak bwk kete takde lesen.)
kesalahan kedua : terlibat dlm kemalangan dan tidak melaporkan pada pihak polis.
(ini semua gara2 mamat yg langgar ak tu xnak settle on the spot.cissssss)
ending die mmg best kene ceramah dgn parents ak.lama jgak ak jd tempat lepas geram diorang.
pengajaran : kalau takde lesen buat cara takde lesen.memandu dgn berhemah.bawak lg stail kurang hajo.kan dh kene.XD
Korn - Alone I Break.
Now I see the times they change
Leaving doesn't seem so strange
I am hoping I can find
Where to leave my hurt behind
All the shit I seem to take
All alone I seem to break
I have lived the best I can
Does this make me not a man?
2011-03-14
Jiwang Melayu
lama plak ak x berjiwang stail melayu.
ok ak ngaku ak x power berjiwang2 ni.mintak maaf ye kanak2.
andai ada, sebuah taman.
diberi nama, taman kayangan
disana tempat aku berkhayalan
disana ada aku dan kawan-kawan.
di taman yang penuh dengan keceriaan.
di taman yang cukup menenangkan.
hanya satu yang aku pintakan.
sudikah kau menjadi teman?
ok ak ngaku ak x power berjiwang2 ni.mintak maaf ye kanak2.
andai ada, sebuah taman.
diberi nama, taman kayangan
disana tempat aku berkhayalan
disana ada aku dan kawan-kawan.
di taman yang penuh dengan keceriaan.
di taman yang cukup menenangkan.
hanya satu yang aku pintakan.
sudikah kau menjadi teman?
- dimuntahkan oleh si pemalas -
2011-03-13
As the freak speak #2
another day another story
however it may seem to vary
as hazy eyes watch with wary
of their enemies, whoever they might be
asleep, awake, none of it matter
for once, theres a time when it was all better
now, my days just gets bleaker
what was once sweet now taste bitter
but underneath this persona lies a character
a character more like a story teller
alive, as the night gets darker
awake, as the candles dance and flicker
however it may seem to vary
as hazy eyes watch with wary
of their enemies, whoever they might be
asleep, awake, none of it matter
for once, theres a time when it was all better
now, my days just gets bleaker
what was once sweet now taste bitter
but underneath this persona lies a character
a character more like a story teller
alive, as the night gets darker
awake, as the candles dance and flicker
- vomitted by si pemalas -
2011-03-10
As the freak speak #1
as it is as the story before.
this is what happens when the freak can soar.
by the sandy beach, the beautiful shore.
taking flight yet through another door.
this is what happens when the freak can soar.
by the sandy beach, the beautiful shore.
taking flight yet through another door.
a story when the freak can speak.
a story only i can tweak.
a story which i would like to mention.
a story which starts with a question.
a story only i can tweak.
a story which i would like to mention.
a story which starts with a question.
a question which was uttered
a question which had lingered.
a question so faint,almost unheard.
a question left hanging, unanswered.
a question i whispered.
a question you wondered.
a question which had lingered.
a question so faint,almost unheard.
a question left hanging, unanswered.
a question i whispered.
a question you wondered.
soon, an answer was given.
although in time the sky may seem to brighten.
but somehow in that particular moment.
a moment when sometimes time feels like just a fragment.
a fragment.the one that could make a difference.
a fragment.stinging with its silence.
a fragment.as words flow sentence by sentence.
a fragment.where it all hang in balance.
a fragment.the one that could make a difference.
a fragment.stinging with its silence.
a fragment.as words flow sentence by sentence.
a fragment.where it all hang in balance.
a moment where your heart skip a beat.
for alone i am incomplete.
hoping someday we could meet.
for someone to make my world taste so sweet.
- vomitted by si pemalas -
ehem2
'As the freak speak' is in progress.
however, i confess.
everything is now just in mess.
too much work to much stress.
however, i confess.
everything is now just in mess.
too much work to much stress.
a story of a freak.part TWO
a freak is whom ive been.
a freak only few have seen.
a story of a freak i am here to present
a story i thought of only just this moment
this freak right here.by the roadside.
this freak right there.trying to hide.
this freak within.trapped inside.
this freak now untied.
free.
this freak is now, me.
this freak that you see.
this freak is who i will be.
before i lose control of the freak.
i would like to let my freak speak.
for however it may seem to be such out of order.
his words sometimes just make me full of wonder.
a freak only few have seen.
a story of a freak i am here to present
a story i thought of only just this moment
this freak right here.by the roadside.
this freak right there.trying to hide.
this freak within.trapped inside.
this freak now untied.
free.
this freak is now, me.
this freak that you see.
this freak is who i will be.
before i lose control of the freak.
i would like to let my freak speak.
for however it may seem to be such out of order.
his words sometimes just make me full of wonder.
"as the freak speaks"
- vomitted by si pemalas -
- vomitted by si pemalas -
2011-03-09
2011-03-07
the biggest lie of all.
a liar is like a seamstress.
with their pointy needle they pierces.
a liar broke my heart to pieces.
but now the liar had reduced it to ashes.
once.
i thought u could be.
the one for me.
but now i noe ur a liar.
i admit u were a good actor.
u wrote ur own story u are ur own author.
n i was such a stupid believer.
believed in all the story.
believed in all the glory.
believed in all the beauty.
believed in all the glitzy.
but y does this heart still aches?
but y does this tears still running?
with their pointy needle they pierces.
a liar broke my heart to pieces.
but now the liar had reduced it to ashes.
once.
i thought u could be.
the one for me.
but now i noe ur a liar.
i admit u were a good actor.
u wrote ur own story u are ur own author.
n i was such a stupid believer.
believed in all the story.
believed in all the glory.
believed in all the beauty.
believed in all the glitzy.
but y does this heart still aches?
but y does this tears still running?
i had fallen in love with
a shadow.
a past.
a liar.
- vomitted by si pemalas -
2011-03-06
your the...
your the apple to my pie...
your the straw to my berry...
your the smoke to my high...
your the butterflies in my belly...
your the one that makes me wanna be...
yours truly...
your the straw to my berry...
your the smoke to my high...
your the butterflies in my belly...
your the one that makes me wanna be...
yours truly...
2011-03-04
merokok membahayakan kesihatan.
lucah sikit ye kanak-kanak.x byk.sikit je.
D.U.N.H.I.L.L = Dunia Umpama Neraka Hidup Ibarat Layang Layang
K.E.N.T = Konek Engkau Naek Tak
L.M. = Lelaki Macho
C.A.M.E.L = Ciuman Abang Membuat Engkau Lena
P.A.L.L.M.A.L.L = Peluk Abang Lama Lama Membuatkan Adikku Lompat Lompat.
M.A.R.L.B.O.R.O = Manusia Akan Rosak Lagi-lagi Bile Orang Rogol Orang.
W.I.N.S.T.O.N = Wa Ingat Nak Stim Takut Orang Nampak.
D.U.N.H.I.L.L = Dunia Umpama Neraka Hidup Ibarat Layang Layang
K.E.N.T = Konek Engkau Naek Tak
L.M. = Lelaki Macho
C.A.M.E.L = Ciuman Abang Membuat Engkau Lena
P.A.L.L.M.A.L.L = Peluk Abang Lama Lama Membuatkan Adikku Lompat Lompat.
M.A.R.L.B.O.R.O = Manusia Akan Rosak Lagi-lagi Bile Orang Rogol Orang.
W.I.N.S.T.O.N = Wa Ingat Nak Stim Takut Orang Nampak.
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